Doctor wants to put a castrate band

[Central Fl Cracker]

So I go to the Doctor with a pain in my butt and he examines me and says I have hemroids. Okay Doc how do we get rid of them and says there is two options one is to operate and cut them out or another one is he will put a band around them and that will kill them and they will drop off. I said this sounds similiar to how they casrate Bulls and he says it is the exact procedures. So I told him I would get back to him. ASAP. :shock: :shock:

 

[MikeC]

So I go to the Doctor with a pain in my butt and he examines me and says I have hemroids. Okay Doc how do we get rid of them and says there is two options one is to operate and cut them out or another one is he will put a band around them and that will kill them and they will drop off. I said this sounds similiar to how they casrate Bulls and he says it is the exact procedures. So I told him I would get back to him. ASAP. :shock: :shock:

No need of going to a Dr. then.

Any number of people here have the tools to do that little job.

Which way would you prefer? :lol:

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

Mikec
I wonder if I get a cattleman to do it, :lol: would my insurance cover it?

 

[MikeC]

Mikec
I wonder if I get a cattleman to do it, :lol: would my insurance cover it?

Why would you need insurance? Heck, we'd do it for free! :lol:

 

[VanC]

So I go to the Doctor with a pain in my butt and he examines me and says I have hemroids. Okay Doc how do we get rid of them and says there is two options one is to operate and cut them out or another one is he will put a band around them and that will kill them and they will drop off. I said this sounds similiar to how they casrate Bulls and he says it is the exact procedures. So I told him I would get back to him. ASAP. :shock: :shock:

OUCH! I can sympathize. Had a similar affliction a few years ago but was able to correct it with a change in diet. Probably the most physically uncomforatable thing I've ever experienced. I'm convinced that when we make fun of such things as youngsters, God will see to it that we experience it when we're older. ;-)

 

[Nowland Farms]

If I'm asked to help with the banding, I'm gonna do it with my eyes closed. I'm willing to help someone out but I don't think I want to see that sight. :shock: :shock:

Oh by the way, when I have my eyes closed, I'm not gonna' be responsible if the band get placed in the wrong place. ;-)

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

quote "Oh by the way, when I have my eyes closed, I'm not gonna' be responsible if the band get placed in the wrong place. "

Fortunately I have already been neutered or is it called spaded. Anyhow I already shoot blanks. :shock:

Ya no, I was just thinking Iron Pants ( Wife ) scheduled my appointment and maybe out of spite she sent me to a Vet.

 

[Miss Daisy]

Fortunately I have already been neutered or is it called spaded. Anyhow I already shoot blanks. :shock:

:? too much info! :lol:

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

I had twin boys and wife( Iron Pants ) had toxemia real bad so she made me get neutered. so i am stuck with the Manson twins. I would to love to have a little girl but my wife(Iron Pants)
of 25 years said the risk was to high to have more children.

 

[jw]

Maybe V the V would give you a discount. Ya might call her!

 

[Tod Dague]

quote "Oh by the way, when I have my eyes closed, I'm not gonna' be responsible if the band get placed in the wrong place. "

Fortunately I have already been neutered or is it called spaded. Anyhow I already shoot blanks. :shock:

Ya no, I was just thinking Iron Pants ( Wife ) scheduled my appointment and maybe out of spite she sent me to a Vet.

Welcome to the "Brotherhood of Gomers". :lol:

 

[msscamp]

Fortunately I have already been neutered or is it called spaded. Anyhow I already shoot blanks. :shock:

:? too much info! :lol:

Yep! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bud In lower Ala]

Get a mirror, squat and do it youself :roll:

 

[Bret]

Didn't someone offer that an ear tag remover could be used?

I'll be glad to help but your going to have to stand still while I get the dart gun cross hairs on you.

Good luck.

 

[Dave]

I don't think we need to dart him. We can just run him into a chute. Once he is locked in the head gate he shouldn't put up to much of a struggle.

 

[Central Fl Cracker]

I told the Doctor I would back to him anyday.

 

[flaboy-]

Mikec
I wonder if I get a cattleman to do it, :lol: would my insurance cover it?

Why would you need insurance? Heck, we'd do it for free! :lol:

Mike, what's this "we'd do it" stuff? You got a turd in your pocket? I always knew there was something strange about you. I will help folks do a lot of things but banding hemroids isn't one of them. :lol: :lol:

 

[MikeC]

Mikec
I wonder if I get a cattleman to do it, :lol: would my insurance cover it?

Why would you need insurance? Heck, we'd do it for free! :lol:

Mike, what's this "we'd do it" stuff? You got a turd in your pocket? I always knew there was something strange about you. I will help folks do a lot of things but banding hemroids isn't one of them. :lol: :lol:

Relax Flaboy, I'd bet a Gold N****r that you'd want to be the lead surgeon once we got a case of "Tall Boys" under our belt.

Just think.......the pictures would be worth millions! :lol: :lol:

 

[flaboy-]

Relax Flaboy, I'd bet a Gold N****r that you'd want to be the lead surgeon once we got a case of "Tall Boys" under our belt.

Just think.......the pictures would be worth millions! :lol: :lol:

Yeah, I gotta to admit the pictures I invision already make me laugh. It would take a case of tall boys to get me anywhere near the action though. I guess I could take the pictures. :lol:

 

[holly heifer]

:lol2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!