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<blockquote data-quote="tg" data-source="post: 118953" data-attributes="member: 1800"><p>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "Of course I do." </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face) </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: (makes loud groan) </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "I guess so." </p><p></p><p>WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" </p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed." </p><p></p><p>WIFE: ---silence-</p><p></p><p> HUSBAND: "S#!t!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tg, post: 118953, member: 1800"] WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face) HUSBAND: (makes loud groan) WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so." WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed." WIFE: ---silence- HUSBAND: "S#!t!" [/QUOTE]
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