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Difference Between Fishing and S**
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<blockquote data-quote="A6gal" data-source="post: 141434" data-attributes="member: 2034"><p>A freind sent me this; thought it was cute so I'm passing it along. </p><p></p><p>Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex: </p><p></p><p>#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. </p><p></p><p>#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. </p><p></p><p>#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. </p><p></p><p>#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. </p><p></p><p>#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. </p><p></p><p>#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. </p><p></p><p>#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. </p><p></p><p>#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. </p><p></p><p>#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. </p><p></p><p>#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. </p><p></p><p>#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. </p><p></p><p>#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. </p><p></p><p>#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. </p><p></p><p>#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment. (although that could always change!!!) </p><p></p><p>#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. </p><p></p><p>#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. </p><p></p><p>#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. </p><p></p><p>#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. </p><p></p><p>#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. </p><p></p><p>#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="A6gal, post: 141434, member: 2034"] A freind sent me this; thought it was cute so I'm passing it along. Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex: #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment. (although that could always change!!!) #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?! [/QUOTE]
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