Difference Between Fishing and S**

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A freind sent me this; thought it was cute so I'm passing it along.

Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex:

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for Fishing harassment. (although that could always change!!!)

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?!
 
Mahoney Pursley Ranch":2lx90urq said:
A Fisherman is a Jerk at one end of the line waiting for a Jerk at the other end of the line. :lol: I love fishing!

:lol2: :lol2: Do you mind if I borrow this from time to time?
 
Mahoney Pursley Ranch":3j2ntfsb said:
msscamp":3j2ntfsb said:
Mahoney Pursley Ranch":3j2ntfsb said:
A Fisherman is a Jerk at one end of the line waiting for a Jerk at the other end of the line. :lol: I love fishing!

:lol2: :lol2: Do you mind if I borrow this from time to time?
Be my guest. :D It's not an original of mine. ;-)

Thanks! :D
 

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