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<blockquote data-quote="Commercialfarmer" data-source="post: 1148708" data-attributes="member: 14544"><p>I think you should grab up a couple of boxes and deep fryer and run them out to the next state fair. Call them "3ways Famous Deep Fried, All natural, Organic, Classic Eyetalian Stendini" Those Denver intellectuals can impress their womens by ordering foreign sounding stuff. Maybe offer to stuff them with an assortment of things, like ice cream, candy bars, oreos, sausage, and turkey or soy for the ones trying to maintain their figures. </p><p></p><p>Wait until at least the first bite before advising of the origination of your famous Stendini and offering to sell them some of your readily available but rare Family Traditional Hand Squeezed Organic and All Natural Lemonade for a very fair $15.95 for small and $21.95 for large.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Commercialfarmer, post: 1148708, member: 14544"] I think you should grab up a couple of boxes and deep fryer and run them out to the next state fair. Call them "3ways Famous Deep Fried, All natural, Organic, Classic Eyetalian Stendini" Those Denver intellectuals can impress their womens by ordering foreign sounding stuff. Maybe offer to stuff them with an assortment of things, like ice cream, candy bars, oreos, sausage, and turkey or soy for the ones trying to maintain their figures. Wait until at least the first bite before advising of the origination of your famous Stendini and offering to sell them some of your readily available but rare Family Traditional Hand Squeezed Organic and All Natural Lemonade for a very fair $15.95 for small and $21.95 for large. [/QUOTE]
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