TexasBred
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The great depression was in full swing and brothers Joe and Sam where looking everywhere for odd jobs to do in order to have a little income to buy food and other necessities. They approached a rich man in his yard one day and asked if he had any work and he told them that his wife's rose garden definitely needed weeding. Joe and Sam went to work immediately. Shortly after they began Sam suddenly had the urge to use the "Outdoor Toilet". He told Joe where he was going and headed out.
Fifteen then thirty minutes went by and still Sam didn't return. Joe went to the outhouse to check on him and found him on his knees holding a stick and digging down in the "hole". Sam said "Joe what in the world are you doing"? Joe said, Sam I was in a rush, hit the outhouse, jerked off my jacket and threw it to to the side and sat down on the seat. I didn't realize the outhouse was a "two holer" and my jacket fell down in the other hole and I've been trying to get it out all this time".
Sam said "Joe, surely you're not going to wear that nasty jacket now ??? Joe said "of course I'm not Sam but he$$ it's got a biscuit in the pocket".
Fifteen then thirty minutes went by and still Sam didn't return. Joe went to the outhouse to check on him and found him on his knees holding a stick and digging down in the "hole". Sam said "Joe what in the world are you doing"? Joe said, Sam I was in a rush, hit the outhouse, jerked off my jacket and threw it to to the side and sat down on the seat. I didn't realize the outhouse was a "two holer" and my jacket fell down in the other hole and I've been trying to get it out all this time".
Sam said "Joe, surely you're not going to wear that nasty jacket now ??? Joe said "of course I'm not Sam but he$$ it's got a biscuit in the pocket".
