Deer Hunting

[Nowland Farms]

Ted Nugent was recently being interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?` or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"


Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to $crew next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French in that way."

 

[3MR]

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Just in case inybody is interested. I have a French Military rifle for sale. Dropped once, Never been fired.

 

[dun]

Old but still makes me laugh. Going to war without the french is like going deer hunting wihtout your accordian.

dun

 

[Jogeephus]

How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

No one know's - it has never been done.

 

[Cinco_M_Gert]

http://enjoyment.independent.co.uk/music/features/article571538.ece

Thats the interview with Ted Nuggent. Pretty funny read, kind of long though.

 

[Lammie]

Old but still makes me laugh. Going to war without the french is like going deer hunting wihtout your accordian.

dun

I almost lost spit my coffee on the screen when I read that. Very funny!