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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 409110" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>was sent this thought I would share.......</p><p> </p><p>Dear Diary;</p><p></p><p>May 30th</p><p>Just moved to Bullhead, Arizona . Now this is the state that knows how to</p><p>live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and</p><p>deserts blend together. What a place! Watched the sunset from the back yard,</p><p>lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it</p><p>here.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>June 14th</p><p>Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. No problem. Live in an</p><p>air-conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to</p><p>see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshiper.</p><p>~~~~~~</p><p>June 30th</p><p>Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and</p><p>rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me! Another scorcher</p><p>today, but I love it here.</p><p>~~~~~`</p><p>July 10th</p><p>The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week day or night! How do</p><p>people</p><p>get used to this frickin Heat? At least its nice and windy though. But</p><p>getting used to it is taking longer than I expected.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>July 15th</p><p>Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. The</p><p>locals tell me to put this green sticky plant on me and it will all be</p><p>O.K. I missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson</p><p>though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.</p><p>~~~~~~</p><p>July 20th</p><p>I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left for work this</p><p>morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen</p><p>up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2000.00 worth of</p><p>leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like</p><p>Kibbles and sh**s!! No more pets in this heat!</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>July 25th</p><p>The wind SUCKS!!!! It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer!! And it's</p><p>hot as he11. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and the a/c</p><p>repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>July 30th</p><p>Been sleeping outside for three nights now. $1500.00 in damn house</p><p>payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come to this God forsaken</p><p>place?</p><p>~~~~~~</p><p>Aug 4th</p><p>It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air fixed today. It cost $500.00 and</p><p>gets the temperature down to around 90. Stupid repairman pi**ed in my pool and</p><p>spit all over the deck. I hate this stupid city.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>Aug 8th</p><p>If another wiseass cracks, "is it hot enough for ya today?" I'm going to</p><p>tear his throat out. Damned heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator</p><p>is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted</p><p>freakin' Garfield.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>Aug 9th</p><p>Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black</p><p>leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my as* was on fire. I lost two</p><p>layers of flesh. Now the car smells like burnt as* and fried cat.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>Aug 10th</p><p>The weather report might as well be a damned recording: HOT AND SUNNY.</p><p>It's been too hot to do s**t for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it</p><p>might warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren desert? Water</p><p>rationing will be next, so $1700.00 worth of cactus just might dry up and</p><p>blow into the damn pool. Even cactus can't live in this heat.</p><p>~~~~~</p><p>Aug 14th</p><p>Welcome to he11. The temperature got to 119 today. I can't believe I</p><p>moved here. Forgot to crack the windows and blew the damned windshield out of</p><p>the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Is it hot enough for ya</p><p>today?" Had to spend the $1500.00 house payment to bail me out of jail</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 409110, member: 3193"] was sent this thought I would share....... Dear Diary; May 30th Just moved to Bullhead, Arizona . Now this is the state that knows how to live!!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. Mountains and deserts blend together. What a place! Watched the sunset from the back yard, lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. ~~~~~ June 14th Really heating up. Got to 100 degrees today. No problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshiper. ~~~~~~ June 30th Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me! Another scorcher today, but I love it here. ~~~~~` July 10th The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week day or night! How do people get used to this frickin Heat? At least its nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer than I expected. ~~~~~ July 15th Fell asleep by the pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. The locals tell me to put this green sticky plant on me and it will all be O.K. I missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. ~~~~~~ July 20th I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left for work this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over $2000.00 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and sh**s!! No more pets in this heat! ~~~~~ July 25th The wind SUCKS!!!! It feels like a giant freakin' blow dryer!! And it's hot as he11. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and the a/c repairman charged $200.00 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. ~~~~~ July 30th Been sleeping outside for three nights now. $1500.00 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come to this God forsaken place? ~~~~~~ Aug 4th It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air fixed today. It cost $500.00 and gets the temperature down to around 90. Stupid repairman pi**ed in my pool and spit all over the deck. I hate this stupid city. ~~~~~ Aug 8th If another wiseass cracks, "is it hot enough for ya today?" I'm going to tear his throat out. Damned heat. By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freakin' Garfield. ~~~~~ Aug 9th Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my as* was on fire. I lost two layers of flesh. Now the car smells like burnt as* and fried cat. ~~~~~ Aug 10th The weather report might as well be a damned recording: HOT AND SUNNY. It's been too hot to do s**t for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this barren desert? Water rationing will be next, so $1700.00 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even cactus can't live in this heat. ~~~~~ Aug 14th Welcome to he11. The temperature got to 119 today. I can't believe I moved here. Forgot to crack the windows and blew the damned windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Is it hot enough for ya today?" Had to spend the $1500.00 house payment to bail me out of jail [/QUOTE]
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