Danger tip of the week!!!

[MillIronQH]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

 

[Herefordcross]

WHAT in the world are you talking about?

 

[Lammie]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Leatherface? That you? :shock:

 

[rkm]

Now see! I don't get this one. :roll: :roll:

 

[MillIronQH]

It was posted as a joke. Think about it. :lol: :lol: Z

 

[msscamp]

Alrighty then. :???: :???:

 

[Beefy]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

are you originally from Atlanta?

 

[Herefordcross]

:?: :?: :help:

 

[jw]

C'mon it's not that difficult to comprehend -

it will work better than mace.

 

[cfpinz]

C'mon it's not that difficult to comprehend -

it will work better than mace.

but it won't fit in your pocket

 

[FROGHOLLOWFARM]

Have you ever seen that movie Hot Shots part Deux with Charlie Sheen.Where he jumps out of the plane and snags his parachute in a tree and he pulls out a rambo knife with a chainsaw blade and cuts the limb.Now that might work

 

[Alice]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Are you talking about the car motor on low?

Do you anticipate being attacked?

Is this one of those situational/lateral thinking puzzles?

Alice

 

[warpaint]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Are you talking about the car motor on low?

Do you anticipate being attacked?

Is this one of those situational/lateral thinking puzzles?

Alice

My dear Alice,
You have picked up a new phrase, haven't you? :lol:

 

[Alice]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Are you talking about the car motor on low?

Do you anticipate being attacked?

Is this one of those situational/lateral thinking puzzles?

Alice

My dear Alice,
You have picked up a new phrase, haven't you? :lol:

You betcha'. Sounds kind of intellectual, don't ya' think? 8)

Alice

 

[warpaint]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Are you talking about the car motor on low?

Do you anticipate being attacked?

Is this one of those situational/lateral thinking puzzles?

Alice

My dear Alice,
You have picked up a new phrase, haven't you? :lol:

You betcha'. Sounds kind of intellectual, don't ya' think? 8)

Alice

Yup!
I get the picture of you in an office, with those half glasses and a note pad!! ;-)

 

[Alice]

No one needs to remind you how devastating a chain saw injury could
be...so when walking to your car at night keep the motor on low and only
swing when being attacked...
Z

Are you talking about the car motor on low?

Do you anticipate being attacked?

Is this one of those situational/lateral thinking puzzles?

Alice

My dear Alice,
You have picked up a new phrase, haven't you? :lol:

You betcha'. Sounds kind of intellectual, don't ya' think? 8)

Alice

Yup!
I get the picture of you in an office, with those half glasses and a note pad!! ;-)

Oh Lordy...what a visual...

Alice

 

[Herefordcross]

Heck, just carry a lever action .44 mag and that way you won't waste gas. Or better yet a bazooka, just make sure the safety is on.

 

[Lammie]

Heck, just carry a lever action .44 mag and that way you won't waste gas. Or better yet a bazooka, just make sure the safety is on.

Bazookas have safetys? I learn something new every day.

 

[MillIronQH]

Heck, just carry a lever action .44 mag and that way you won't waste gas. Or better yet a bazooka, just make sure the safety is on.

Bazooka??? are you talking about the weapon or the bubble gum??? :lol: :lol: Z

 

[k alton]

Original post is funny. Just be careful not to bring a chainsaw to a gun fight.....

Doctor friend was riding his tractor in Macon County breaking up a dove plot and two fellers walked up on the property with an empty gas can, pulled a gun, made him go to the house where they robbed him...