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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1847144" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name.</p><p></p><p>"Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y Ranch."</p><p></p><p>"But where are all your cattle?"</p><p></p><p>"So far, none have survived the branding."</p><p></p><p>...........</p><p>Two Irish nuns were sitting in their car at a</p><p></p><p>traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside.</p><p></p><p>"Hey, show us your tits you bloody penguins!" shouted one of the drunks.</p><p></p><p>The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret and says "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross!"</p><p></p><p>So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Sod off you little focking wankers before I get out and rip your gotdam balls off!"</p><p></p><p>Sister Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1847144, member: 18945"] A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends came to visit and asked if the ranch had a name. "Well," said the would-be-cattleman. "I wanted to call it the Bar-J. My wife favored the Suzy-Q. One son liked the Flying-W, and the other son wanted the Lazy-Y. So, we're calling it the Bar-J-Suzy-Q-Flying-W-Lazy-Y Ranch." "But where are all your cattle?" "So far, none have survived the branding." ........... Two Irish nuns were sitting in their car at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulled up alongside. "Hey, show us your tits you bloody penguins!" shouted one of the drunks. The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret and says "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross!" So Sister Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Sod off you little focking wankers before I get out and rip your gotdam balls off!" Sister Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?" [/QUOTE]
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