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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1841033" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p><em>Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet,</em></p><p><em>Eating her curds, and whey</em></p><p><em>Along came a spider that sat down beside her..</em></p><p>and she stomped his ass</p><p></p><p>A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."</p><p></p><p>"But I'm a 2022 college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.</p><p></p><p>"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."</p><p></p><p>Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?</p><p></p><p>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which (with the exception of those that put beans in chili) no decent human being would eat?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1841033, member: 18945"] [I]Little miss Muffet she sat on her tuffet, Eating her curds, and whey Along came a spider that sat down beside her..[/I] and she stomped his ass A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a 2022 college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how." Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which (with the exception of those that put beans in chili) no decent human being would eat? [/QUOTE]
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