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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1839839" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>Four guys floating in a boat in the middle of a lake...</p><p></p><p>First guy: "You won't believe what I had to promise my wife so she'd let me come fishing this weekend with you guys. I had to promise her I'd paint every room in the house next weekend."</p><p></p><p>Second guy: "That's nothing! I'm gonna have to build a new deck when I get home."</p><p></p><p>Third guy: "You guys got it easy! I had to tell my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her."</p><p></p><p>The fourth guy just sat there with a little grin on his face. So one of his friends asked him, "You've been quiet about what you had to do to go fishing this weekend. What's your story?"</p><p></p><p>Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:00 am. When it goes off, I turn off the clock, nudge the wife, and say 'Fishing or Sex.' And she always replies, 'Wear a sweater.'"</p><p></p><p>And I have to add this... This is why I married my wife and never go fishing in the early morning. And it's also why I enjoyed remodeling the kitchen.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1839839, member: 42463"] Four guys floating in a boat in the middle of a lake... First guy: "You won't believe what I had to promise my wife so she'd let me come fishing this weekend with you guys. I had to promise her I'd paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: "That's nothing! I'm gonna have to build a new deck when I get home." Third guy: "You guys got it easy! I had to tell my wife that I'd remodel the kitchen for her." The fourth guy just sat there with a little grin on his face. So one of his friends asked him, "You've been quiet about what you had to do to go fishing this weekend. What's your story?" Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:00 am. When it goes off, I turn off the clock, nudge the wife, and say 'Fishing or Sex.' And she always replies, 'Wear a sweater.'" And I have to add this... This is why I married my wife and never go fishing in the early morning. And it's also why I enjoyed remodeling the kitchen. [/QUOTE]
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