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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1833118" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.</p><p>It is now believed that Bin Laden called the U.S.Navy Seals himself.</p><p>------------------------------</p><p></p><p>When his son came home at midnight, the electrician said</p><p></p><p></p><p>" Wire you insulate?"</p><p>-----------------------------</p><p></p><p>Wife: "I think you need a hearing test."</p><p></p><p>Me: "Why would I want a hairy chest ?"</p><p></p><p>.....................................................................................................</p><p></p><p>A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.</p><p></p><p>As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows."</p><p></p><p>The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'"</p><p></p><p>"Heard what?"</p><p></p><p>"Herd of cows."</p><p></p><p>"Sure, I've heard of cows...there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."</p><p></p><p>.......................................................</p><p></p><p>One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me anymore."</p><p></p><p>"Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now."</p><p></p><p>................................................</p><p>Condom history. </p><p></p><p>The Turks invented condoms by using goat intestines to prevent unwanted pregnacies. The British improved upon this method by removing the intestines from the goats before having sex.</p><p></p><p>................</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1833118, member: 18945"] Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. It is now believed that Bin Laden called the U.S.Navy Seals himself. ------------------------------ When his son came home at midnight, the electrician said " Wire you insulate?" ----------------------------- Wife: "I think you need a hearing test." Me: "Why would I want a hairy chest ?" ..................................................................................................... A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows...there's a big bunch of 'em right over there." ....................................................... One night at the dinner table, the wife commented, "When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. Now you take the large one and leave me the smaller. You don't love me anymore." "Nonsense, darling," replied the husband, "you just cook better now." ................................................ Condom history. The Turks invented condoms by using goat intestines to prevent unwanted pregnacies. The British improved upon this method by removing the intestines from the goats before having sex. ................ [/QUOTE]
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