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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1828527" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Minot North Dakota used to have a slogan of "Why Not Minot?"</p><p></p><p>The airmen that manned the nuke missile bases retorted "Freezin's The Reason"</p><p>..........................................</p><p></p><p>I bought lettuce and cabbage from a little momma and papa store.</p><p>Guess what?</p><p>All the leaves are brown..</p><p>..........................</p><p></p><p>I think think my best friend is having an affair with my wife.</p><p></p><p>He's been miserable lately.</p><p></p><p>.......................................................</p><p></p><p></p><p>You know you're an extreme deep south redneck if you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.. (ok, that was pretty bad)</p><p>...........................</p><p></p><p>A Muslim ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met a U.S. General.</p><p></p><p>They shook hands.</p><p></p><p>As they walked the Muslim said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America ."</p><p></p><p>The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will."</p><p></p><p>The Muslim said quietly, "My son watches reruns of this show called Star Trek on television. In it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is</p><p>Scottish, Uhura who is black and Sulu who is Japanese.. but there are no Muslims.</p><p></p><p>"My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek."</p><p></p><p>The General smiled and said, "That's because it takes place in the future."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1828527, member: 18945"] Minot North Dakota used to have a slogan of "Why Not Minot?" The airmen that manned the nuke missile bases retorted "Freezin's The Reason" .......................................... I bought lettuce and cabbage from a little momma and papa store. Guess what? All the leaves are brown.. .......................... I think think my best friend is having an affair with my wife. He's been miserable lately. ....................................................... You know you're an extreme deep south redneck if you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.. (ok, that was pretty bad) ........................... A Muslim ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he met a U.S. General. They shook hands. As they walked the Muslim said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America ." The General said, "Well, anything I can do to help you, I will." The Muslim said quietly, "My son watches reruns of this show called Star Trek on television. In it there is Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is black and Sulu who is Japanese.. but there are no Muslims. "My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Syrians or Pakistanis on Star Trek." The General smiled and said, "That's because it takes place in the future." [/QUOTE]
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