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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1827191" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>I rarely find myself in stores, but when I do, I always whistle and slap my leg. That distracts the ladies just enough for me to grab the last ham and cranberry sauce.</p><p></p><p>I suspect if that don't work, and they try to get too fresh, then toss your boots and whip out the toenail clippers,</p><p></p><p>I cabbaged on to this idea from Murray, and although I've not fully vetted in an operational capacity, I'm fairly certain I could get the last of anything after people see my toes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1827191, member: 16802"] I rarely find myself in stores, but when I do, I always whistle and slap my leg. That distracts the ladies just enough for me to grab the last ham and cranberry sauce. I suspect if that don’t work, and they try to get too fresh, then toss your boots and whip out the toenail clippers, I cabbaged on to this idea from Murray, and although I’ve not fully vetted in an operational capacity, I’m fairly certain I could get the last of anything after people see my toes. [/QUOTE]
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