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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1827114" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p><strong>A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist:</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"I'd like to become the next President of the United States"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Redneck: "Why, is it required?"</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>.....................................................</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>When I say "the other day" I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>...................................................</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I was apprehended by a thief last night. </strong></p><p><strong>He stuck a knife out and said: "Your money or your life".</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>I replied: "I'm married so I have no money and thus no life".</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>......................</strong></p><p><strong>When one door closes and another one opens, you're probably in prison.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1827114, member: 18945"] [B]A redneck calls up the White House and tells the receptionist: "I'd like to become the next President of the United States" Receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" Redneck: "Why, is it required?" ..................................................... When I say "the other day" I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. ................................................... I was apprehended by a thief last night. He stuck a knife out and said: "Your money or your life". I replied: "I'm married so I have no money and thus no life". We hugged and cried together. It was a beautiful moment. ...................... When one door closes and another one opens, you're probably in prison.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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