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<blockquote data-quote="Peace" data-source="post: 1823101" data-attributes="member: 41443"><p><strong>Practise safe eating - always use condiments.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A hangover is the wrath of grapes.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Local area network in Australia - the LAN down under.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Every calendar's days are numbered.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> He had a photographic memory that was never developed.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong> A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Peace, post: 1823101, member: 41443"] [B]Practise safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - a case of wife or death A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an i for an i. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local area network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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