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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1816648" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>These two compliment each other. </p><p></p><p>Stupid people are like glow sticks..............</p><p>I want to snap them and shake the shite out of them until the light comes on</p><p>--------------</p><p></p><p>After the palace meteorologist assured them there was no chance of rain, the King and the Queen went fishing</p><p>On the way they met a man with a fishing pole riding a donkey , and they asked if the fish were biting.</p><p>The fisherman said" your Majesties you should return to the palace. In just a short time I expect a huge rainstorm"</p><p>The King replied " I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is educated and an experienced professional. Besides I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."</p><p>So the King and Queen continued on their way.</p><p>However, in a short time torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were soaked. Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to execute the meteorologist.</p><p>Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of Royal Forecaster.</p><p>The fisherman said "I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see his ears drooping , it means with certainty that it will rain"</p><p>So the King hired the donkey.</p><p>And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions in government.</p><p>The practice continues to this day</p><p>---------------</p><p></p><p>Then there is this:</p><p></p><p>A man came home and found a note on the refrigerator.</p><p>"It's not working, I'm fed up and going to my Mothers".</p><p></p><p>He opened the fridge.</p><p>The light came on.</p><p>The beer was cold. He couldn't figure out what the problem was.......</p><p></p><p>That reminds me of a true story. A man named AJ Landry that I once worked with, an oilfield toolpusher by trade, went thru a divorce when he and wife were both in their late 50s. She ran off with some kind of salesman. After a couple months, I asked AJ how single life was treating him.</p><p>He said:</p><p>"Ya know Don, it's not so bad. I put something down on the counter, go get in my truck, go to the bar for a while, and I when I come back, it's <strong>right there where I left it</strong>"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1816648, member: 18945"] These two compliment each other. Stupid people are like glow sticks.............. I want to snap them and shake the shite out of them until the light comes on -------------- After the palace meteorologist assured them there was no chance of rain, the King and the Queen went fishing On the way they met a man with a fishing pole riding a donkey , and they asked if the fish were biting. The fisherman said" your Majesties you should return to the palace. In just a short time I expect a huge rainstorm" The King replied " I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is educated and an experienced professional. Besides I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him." So the King and Queen continued on their way. However, in a short time torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were soaked. Furious, the King returned to the palace and gave the order to execute the meteorologist. Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of Royal Forecaster. The fisherman said "I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see his ears drooping , it means with certainty that it will rain" So the King hired the donkey. And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions in government. The practice continues to this day --------------- Then there is this: A man came home and found a note on the refrigerator. "It's not working, I'm fed up and going to my Mothers". He opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. He couldn't figure out what the problem was....... That reminds me of a true story. A man named AJ Landry that I once worked with, an oilfield toolpusher by trade, went thru a divorce when he and wife were both in their late 50s. She ran off with some kind of salesman. After a couple months, I asked AJ how single life was treating him. He said: "Ya know Don, it's not so bad. I put something down on the counter, go get in my truck, go to the bar for a while, and I when I come back, it's [B]right there where I left it[/B]" [/QUOTE]
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