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<blockquote data-quote="MurraysMutts" data-source="post: 1815121" data-attributes="member: 39373"><p>How many men does it take to open a beer?</p><p>None.</p><p>It should be open by the time she brings it!</p><p></p><p>How many men does it take to change a light bulb?</p><p>None.</p><p>Let her cook in the dark!</p><p></p><p>Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?</p><p>Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!</p><p></p><p>One more then I'm outta here!</p><p></p><p>What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes?</p><p>Nothing. </p><p>Ya done told her twice!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MurraysMutts, post: 1815121, member: 39373"] How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it! How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let her cook in the dark! Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning yet! One more then I'm outta here! What do ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing. Ya done told her twice! [/QUOTE]
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