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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1807042" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Did you hear about the two blonde girls who died from hypothermia in a drive-in movie?</p><p></p><p>They went to see "Closed for Winter."</p><p>--------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If someone slaps you at high frequency...</p><p></p><p>IT FOCKING HERTZ</p><p>---------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Foreskin came from our forefathers</p><p></p><p>Rumpelstiltskin came from cold winters and the glory of inebriation.</p><p>---------------------------------</p><p></p><p>I don't really understand the concept of foreskin.</p><p>It goes right over my head.</p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call a tomb full of money?</p><p>crypt-o-currency</p><p></p><p>The umbrella inventor intended to call it a brella but when he went to register the name patent, he hesitated..</p><p></p><p>A judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, "I stole a can of peaches."</p><p>The judge then asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"</p><p>"Six," replied the woman.</p><p>After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night in jail for every peach she stole. Six nights total.</p><p>And before the judge smacked the gavel down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, "Your honor, wait!"</p><p>The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say.</p><p>"She also stole a can of peas! A BIG family sized can!"</p><p></p><p>An old man went to the pharmacist and said...</p><p></p><p>"Look, I'm having a little trouble performing with my wife. Do they make any pills that can help with that?"</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist replied, "Sure, that's more common than you may think. In fact I take Viagra myself for the same sort of thing."</p><p></p><p>The old man asked. "Can you get it over the counter?"</p><p></p><p>The pharmacist thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, maybe, if I took 2 or 3 of them at once."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1807042, member: 18945"] Did you hear about the two blonde girls who died from hypothermia in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for Winter." -------------------------------- If someone slaps you at high frequency... IT FOCKING HERTZ --------------------------------- Foreskin came from our forefathers Rumpelstiltskin came from cold winters and the glory of inebriation. --------------------------------- I don't really understand the concept of foreskin. It goes right over my head. What do you call a tomb full of money? crypt-o-currency The umbrella inventor intended to call it a brella but when he went to register the name patent, he hesitated.. A judge asked the woman what she stole. She replied, "I stole a can of peaches." The judge then asked, "How many peaches were in the can?" "Six," replied the woman. After consideration, the judge decided to sentence her one night in jail for every peach she stole. Six nights total. And before the judge smacked the gavel down to make it final, her husband entered into the courtroom and yelled, "Your honor, wait!" The judge froze and listened to what the husband wanted to say. "She also stole a can of peas! A BIG family sized can!" An old man went to the pharmacist and said... "Look, I'm having a little trouble performing with my wife. Do they make any pills that can help with that?" The pharmacist replied, "Sure, that's more common than you may think. In fact I take Viagra myself for the same sort of thing." The old man asked. "Can you get it over the counter?" The pharmacist thinks for a moment and says, "Yeah, maybe, if I took 2 or 3 of them at once." [/QUOTE]
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