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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1806983" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>Getting home from work this evening, I perform my usual routine. Drive up, walk in, give her a larapin hug, grab a beer, and go check on the last one due to calve.</p><p></p><p>No calf.</p><p></p><p>Thirty minutes later, I drive back up to the house as she's walking out the door with some lighter fluid. My deductive reasoning suggests that she's grilling some steaks tonight, so I excitedly asked "what's for supper?"</p><p></p><p>She says "I'm burning the trash, azzhole". </p><p></p><p>Dear God,</p><p>I love her. Thank you!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1806983, member: 16802"] Getting home from work this evening, I perform my usual routine. Drive up, walk in, give her a larapin hug, grab a beer, and go check on the last one due to calve. No calf. Thirty minutes later, I drive back up to the house as she’s walking out the door with some lighter fluid. My deductive reasoning suggests that she’s grilling some steaks tonight, so I excitedly asked “what’s for supper?” She says “I’m burning the trash, azzhole”. Dear God, I love her. Thank you! [/QUOTE]
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