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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1806365" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>again.......Yes, the writer spelled her name wrong but as promised when the script was 1st handed to her, she had the tallest darkest leading character in Hollywood...</p><p></p><p><em>Grand Dad went to the movie one day</em></p><p><em>To watch King Kong fondle Fay Ray</em></p><p><em>In his leathery hand the beauty lay</em></p><p><em>Wearing only a satin negligee</em></p><p><em>My Daddy was born nine months to the day</em></p><p><em>After that fateful matinee</em></p><p><em>All because of Fay Ray's nipples</em></p><p><em>Daddy was born in Phil-a-del-phi-ay</em></p><p><em>All because of Fay Ray's nipples</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Flesh begets flesh</em></p><p><em>In the usual way</em></p><p><em>Daddy's only here because of Fay Ray.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Daddy had an album</em></p><p><em>Of photos from the war</em></p><p><em>Snapshots taken of Okinawan whores</em></p><p><em>Dressed in sarongs like Dorothy Lamour</em></p><p><em>For a nickel they'd drop the dress on the floor</em></p><p><em>And happily pose in front of the camera</em></p><p><em>With fruit on their head</em></p><p><em>Like Carmen Miranda</em></p><p><em>I was born nine months to the day</em></p><p><em>After Daddy got back to the USA</em></p><p><em>Because of little native women</em></p><p><em>Dressed like Dorothy Lamour</em></p><p><em>Dressed in sarongs like Dorothy Lamour</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Flesh begets flesh</em></p><p><em>In the usual way</em></p><p><em>I am only here because of Fay Ray.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Women are more than baby machines</em></p><p><em>More than naked pictures in magazines</em></p><p><em>I'm no prude</em></p><p><em>Don't get me wrong</em></p><p><em>If you don't want kids</em></p><p><em>Don't watch King Kong</em></p><p><em>Flesh begets flesh</em></p><p><em>In the usual way</em></p><p><em>We're all here because of Fay Ray.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>[ATTACH]30792[/ATTACH]</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1806365, member: 18945"] again.......Yes, the writer spelled her name wrong but as promised when the script was 1st handed to her, she had the tallest darkest leading character in Hollywood... [I]Grand Dad went to the movie one day To watch King Kong fondle Fay Ray In his leathery hand the beauty lay Wearing only a satin negligee My Daddy was born nine months to the day After that fateful matinee All because of Fay Ray's nipples Daddy was born in Phil-a-del-phi-ay All because of Fay Ray's nipples Flesh begets flesh In the usual way Daddy's only here because of Fay Ray. Daddy had an album Of photos from the war Snapshots taken of Okinawan whores Dressed in sarongs like Dorothy Lamour For a nickel they'd drop the dress on the floor And happily pose in front of the camera With fruit on their head Like Carmen Miranda I was born nine months to the day After Daddy got back to the USA Because of little native women Dressed like Dorothy Lamour Dressed in sarongs like Dorothy Lamour Flesh begets flesh In the usual way I am only here because of Fay Ray. Women are more than baby machines More than naked pictures in magazines I'm no prude Don't get me wrong If you don't want kids Don't watch King Kong Flesh begets flesh In the usual way We're all here because of Fay Ray. [ATTACH alt="faywray.jpg"]30792[/ATTACH][/I] [/QUOTE]
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