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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1804450" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>Cat puns freak meowt............................</p><p>.......................and I'm not kitten.</p><p>-------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p>The teacher of the 5th grade class was giving a verbal quiz to the students, with each question getting a bit more difficult. Before she asked the final question she said, "The first one who answers this next question correctly may go home early."</p><p>Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room, quickly throws his books at the window as the teacher turned toward the blackboard.</p><p>The teacher, surprised by the noise, turned around and asked, "Who did that?"</p><p>Little Johnny said, "I did, and I'm going home."</p><p>----------------------------</p><p></p><p>Your fingers...</p><p>...have fingertips but your toes don't have toe tips. Yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1804450, member: 18945"] Cat puns freak meowt............................ .......................and I'm not kitten. ------------------------- The teacher of the 5th grade class was giving a verbal quiz to the students, with each question getting a bit more difficult. Before she asked the final question she said, "The first one who answers this next question correctly may go home early." Little Johnny, sitting in the back of the room, quickly throws his books at the window as the teacher turned toward the blackboard. The teacher, surprised by the noise, turned around and asked, "Who did that?" Little Johnny said, "I did, and I'm going home." ---------------------------- Your fingers... ...have fingertips but your toes don't have toe tips. Yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. [/QUOTE]
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