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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1799294" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>A teacher was explaining to the class that while whales are very large, they have very small throats, therefore they could not possibly swallow humans.</p><p>A young student replied "a whale swallowed Jonah".</p><p>The teacher replied "that is impossible as a whale cannot swallow a human".</p><p>The student replied "when I get to heaven, I am going to ask Jonah".</p><p>The teacher replied "what if Jonah went to hell?".</p><p>The student replied "then you ask him".</p><p></p><p>Ya know how they throw the football and the golf ball into the crowd after winning?</p><p></p><p>Not allowed in bowling. </p><p>I know that now...</p><p></p><p>What's big, gray and doesn't matter?</p><p>An irrelephant.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1799294, member: 18945"] A teacher was explaining to the class that while whales are very large, they have very small throats, therefore they could not possibly swallow humans. A young student replied "a whale swallowed Jonah". The teacher replied "that is impossible as a whale cannot swallow a human". The student replied "when I get to heaven, I am going to ask Jonah". The teacher replied "what if Jonah went to hell?". The student replied "then you ask him". Ya know how they throw the football and the golf ball into the crowd after winning? Not allowed in bowling. I know that now... What's big, gray and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. [/QUOTE]
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