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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1797850" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>A Texan flies into Sydney, Australia, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel, the route going through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. </p><p></p><p>As they're driving towards the city, the Texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver "What's that?' Taxi driver says "Mate, That's Sydney Tower!" The Texan asks 'How long did it take to build it?" Driver says "Dunno! I think about a year"! The Texan says "Back home in Texas I own a construction company, and my boys could've done that job in 6 months, tops!" Driver nods, impressed!</p><p></p><p>A bit later the Texan sees the Sydney Harbour Bridge. "Hey Fella, What's that?" Driver says " Sydney Harbour Bridge, Mate!" 'How long did they take to build that?" Yeah, Not sure! I think it took about 2 years!". The Texan says "My boys could've knocked that out in under a year, maximum!"</p><p></p><p>As they're driving onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, The Texan looks out his window and sees the Sydney Opera House, he asks the Driver 'Hey Fella, that white building down there, what's that?"</p><p></p><p>Driver says '**** if I know mate! It wasn't there this morning!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1797850, member: 42463"] A Texan flies into Sydney, Australia, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel, the route going through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. As they're driving towards the city, the Texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver "What's that?' Taxi driver says "Mate, That's Sydney Tower!" The Texan asks 'How long did it take to build it?" Driver says "Dunno! I think about a year"! The Texan says "Back home in Texas I own a construction company, and my boys could've done that job in 6 months, tops!" Driver nods, impressed! A bit later the Texan sees the Sydney Harbour Bridge. "Hey Fella, What's that?" Driver says " Sydney Harbour Bridge, Mate!" 'How long did they take to build that?" Yeah, Not sure! I think it took about 2 years!". The Texan says "My boys could've knocked that out in under a year, maximum!" As they're driving onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, The Texan looks out his window and sees the Sydney Opera House, he asks the Driver 'Hey Fella, that white building down there, what's that?" Driver says '**** if I know mate! It wasn't there this morning!' [/QUOTE]
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