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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1794012" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>Men are such bass turds.</p><p></p><p>My wife had to make an out of town trip a couple weekends ago. When she got home that evening, I was kicked back in the recliner (probably reading CT) when she asked "so, watcha been doing today?"</p><p></p><p>With my best usual reply "not much" (because I don't like describing boring details), she remarked that the trash hadn't been burned, and then repeated her question. So, I told her about my day "I spent the last of the toilet paper in the bathroom………and I fetched and installed a fresh roll".</p><p></p><p>She was livid. A few seconds later she flies back into the living room, broom in one hand, wand in the other, and says "you put it on backwards!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1794012, member: 16802"] Men are such bass turds. My wife had to make an out of town trip a couple weekends ago. When she got home that evening, I was kicked back in the recliner (probably reading CT) when she asked “so, watcha been doing today?” With my best usual reply “not much” (because I don’t like describing boring details), she remarked that the trash hadn’t been burned, and then repeated her question. So, I told her about my day “I spent the last of the toilet paper in the bathroom………and I fetched and installed a fresh roll”. She was livid. A few seconds later she flies back into the living room, broom in one hand, wand in the other, and says “you put it on backwards!” [/QUOTE]
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