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<blockquote data-quote="Rafter S" data-source="post: 1789115" data-attributes="member: 21194"><p>Some years ago a local lady, who had run a day care that our son attended when he was young, had her car in the shop. Apparently there was a problem with the cruise control. This nice lady was at least in her mid 60's, and maybe early 70's. When she got her car out of the shop she was testing it to make sure the cruise control was working correctly. In the midst of doing that she got pulled over.</p><p></p><p>The officer said he stopped her because of her erratic speeds, and wanted to make sure she was okay. She was flustered about being pulled over, and when trying to explain why she was driving that way she misspoke and said "I was testing my birth control." She went on to clarify what she meant. The officer kept a straight face, said okay, have a nice day, and walked back to his car. She said she looked back in her mirror at him in his car and he was laughing so hard he was shaking.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rafter S, post: 1789115, member: 21194"] Some years ago a local lady, who had run a day care that our son attended when he was young, had her car in the shop. Apparently there was a problem with the cruise control. This nice lady was at least in her mid 60's, and maybe early 70's. When she got her car out of the shop she was testing it to make sure the cruise control was working correctly. In the midst of doing that she got pulled over. The officer said he stopped her because of her erratic speeds, and wanted to make sure she was okay. She was flustered about being pulled over, and when trying to explain why she was driving that way she misspoke and said "I was testing my birth control." She went on to clarify what she meant. The officer kept a straight face, said okay, have a nice day, and walked back to his car. She said she looked back in her mirror at him in his car and he was laughing so hard he was shaking. [/QUOTE]
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