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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1785699" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100".</p><p></p><p>An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: I have lost my sense for taste</p><p></p><p>Doctor: Nurse, bring medicines from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: Ugh, this is kerosene</p><p></p><p>Doctor: congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20</p><p></p><p>The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I can't remember anything.</p><p></p><p>Doctor:Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and puts 3 drop in his mouth</p><p></p><p>Lawyer:{annoyed} This is koresene. You gave me this last time for restoring my taste.</p><p></p><p>Doctor:congrats. You got back your memory. Give me $20</p><p></p><p>The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.</p><p></p><p>Lawyer: my eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all</p><p></p><p>Doctor: well I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100</p><p></p><p>Lawyer :{staring at the note} but this is $20 not $100.</p><p></p><p>Doctor:;congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1785699, member: 42463"] A Chinese doctor can't find a job in a hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside that reads "GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100". An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic Lawyer: I have lost my sense for taste Doctor: Nurse, bring medicines from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth Lawyer: Ugh, this is kerosene Doctor: congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20 The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money Lawyer: I have lost my memory. I can't remember anything. Doctor:Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and puts 3 drop in his mouth Lawyer:{annoyed} This is koresene. You gave me this last time for restoring my taste. Doctor:congrats. You got back your memory. Give me $20 The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: my eyesight has become very weak. I can't see at all Doctor: well I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100 Lawyer :{staring at the note} but this is $20 not $100. Doctor:;congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20 [/QUOTE]
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