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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1784406" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.</p><p>A woman walks past and says, snickering,</p><p>If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat.." He raised an eyebrow and replied,</p><p>If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."</p><p>---------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A depressed male frog was sitting in a pond...</p><p>... feeling sad. He decides to go to a fortune teller in hopes of knowing his future.</p><p></p><p>The fortune teller tells him, "You will meet a pretty girl that wants to know everything about you."</p><p></p><p>Excited, the male frog questions the fortune teller, "Where will I meet her? In the pond? Perhaps a swamp?"</p><p></p><p>The fortune teller continued, "No, you will meet her 2 months from now in a jr highschool biology class.".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1784406, member: 18945"] A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat.." He raised an eyebrow and replied, If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself." --------------------- A depressed male frog was sitting in a pond... ... feeling sad. He decides to go to a fortune teller in hopes of knowing his future. The fortune teller tells him, "You will meet a pretty girl that wants to know everything about you." Excited, the male frog questions the fortune teller, "Where will I meet her? In the pond? Perhaps a swamp?" The fortune teller continued, "No, you will meet her 2 months from now in a jr highschool biology class.". [/QUOTE]
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