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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1776333" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.</p><p></p><p>...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn't even see me."</p><p></p><p>Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonest Aussie, bro. I'm gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result."</p><p></p><p>The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says, "Bro, I want to show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comes over. The Maori asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maori eats it. He asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well.</p><p></p><p>The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?"</p><p></p><p>The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets."</p><p></p><p><img src="https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9f4f857ac2af3953ecffce3a651be46d-lq" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1776333, member: 42463"] An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery. ...The Aussie steals three pastries and slips them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says, "Pretty slick aye, bro? The owner didn't even see me." Unimpressed, the Maori replies, "Typical dishonest Aussie, bro. I'm gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result." The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says, "Bro, I want to show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner comes over. The Maori asks him for a pastry, which the owner gives him, and the Maori eats it. He asks for another and eats that, too. He asks for a third and eats it as well. The owner says, "C'mon, mate. Where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie and says, "Check his pockets." [IMG]https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-9f4f857ac2af3953ecffce3a651be46d-lq[/IMG] [/QUOTE]
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