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<blockquote data-quote="Bob-s" data-source="post: 1774109" data-attributes="member: 38134"><p>Now is the time to be thinking about your med insurance...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">New Medicare Part G - Nursing Home Plan</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part "G") and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Need new teeth? Need glasses? Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">No problem. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">And, who will be paying for all of this</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Is this a great country or what?</span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!</span></p><p> <span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)"></span></p><p><strong><em><span style="color: rgb(44, 130, 201)">Oh, and you can still vote….. </span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bob-s, post: 1774109, member: 38134"] Now is the time to be thinking about your med insurance... [COLOR=rgb(44, 130, 201)]New Medicare Part G - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part "G") and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? Need glasses? Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! No problem. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. Now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week! [B][I] [/I][/B][/COLOR] [B][I][COLOR=rgb(44, 130, 201)]Oh, and you can still vote….. [/COLOR][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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