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<blockquote data-quote="bbirder" data-source="post: 1773050" data-attributes="member: 14490"><p><strong><a href="https://jokesfunnystories.quora.com/A-man-walked-into-a-bar" target="_blank">A man walked into a bar</a></strong></p><p>A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink.</p><p>He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."</p><p>So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?"</p><p>But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."</p><p>The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son."</p><p>The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bbirder, post: 1773050, member: 14490"] [B][URL='https://jokesfunnystories.quora.com/A-man-walked-into-a-bar']A man walked into a bar[/URL][/B] A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing." [/QUOTE]
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