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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1767933" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.</p><p></p><p>One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.</p><p></p><p>First Lady: What's that?</p><p></p><p>Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.</p><p></p><p>First Lady: Where did you get it?</p><p></p><p>Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore.</p><p></p><p>The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.</p><p></p><p>The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.</p><p></p><p>Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1767933, member: 42463"] Two older women were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. First Lady: What's that? Second Lady: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. First Lady: Where did you get it? Second Lady: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. [/QUOTE]
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