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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1767591" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>3 rough looking men were sitting at a table minding their own business in a biker bar one night. In comes an man, obviously already had a few drinks. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink and looks around and spies the 3 burly guys and walks over to them. He taps the meanest looking guy on the shoulder and says "<em>BOY, I saw your grandma naked today and she's a good looking woman!"</em></p><p>The biker dude looks up, then back down at his beer and doesn't say a word, which surprises his 2 buddies.</p><p></p><p>The guy taps the man on his shoulder again and loudly says:</p><p><em>"I put my old hands all over your grandma and it really felt good."</em></p><p> <em></em></p><p>The guy didn't even look up and his buddies were wondering when he was going to react since they knew he always had a short fuse when it came to insults and fighting.</p><p>The man then said:</p><p><em>"I took your grandma right there on the kitchen table and let me tell you, she is one fine piece of tail!"</em></p><p></p><p>The biker finally stands up and faces the man, towering over him and his 2 buddies back their chairs away figuring all hell is fixin to bust loose.</p><p></p><p>The biker just says:</p><p><em>Pawpaw, you're drunk. go home.</em> <em>Maw maw's gonna whip your wrinkled old butt when I tell her about this.</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1767591, member: 18945"] 3 rough looking men were sitting at a table minding their own business in a biker bar one night. In comes an man, obviously already had a few drinks. He sits down at the bar, orders a drink and looks around and spies the 3 burly guys and walks over to them. He taps the meanest looking guy on the shoulder and says "[I]BOY, I saw your grandma naked today and she's a good looking woman!"[/I] The biker dude looks up, then back down at his beer and doesn't say a word, which surprises his 2 buddies. The guy taps the man on his shoulder again and loudly says: [I]"I put my old hands all over your grandma and it really felt good." [/I] The guy didn't even look up and his buddies were wondering when he was going to react since they knew he always had a short fuse when it came to insults and fighting. The man then said: [I]"I took your grandma right there on the kitchen table and let me tell you, she is one fine piece of tail!"[/I] The biker finally stands up and faces the man, towering over him and his 2 buddies back their chairs away figuring all hell is fixin to bust loose. The biker just says: [I]Pawpaw, you're drunk. go home.[/I] [I]Maw maw's gonna whip your wrinkled old butt when I tell her about this.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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