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<blockquote data-quote="Travlr" data-source="post: 1761798" data-attributes="member: 42463"><p>I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer...</p><p></p><p>The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:</p><p></p><p>Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"</p><p></p><p>Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."</p><p></p><p>Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"</p><p></p><p>Me: "A car."</p><p></p><p>Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"</p><p></p><p>Me: "I have no idea!"</p><p></p><p>Officer: "So, you're drunk."</p><p></p><p>Me: "But I didn't drink anything."</p><p></p><p>Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?</p><p></p><p>Me: "A motorcycle."</p><p></p><p>Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"</p><p></p><p>Me: "I have no idea!"</p><p></p><p>Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"</p><p></p><p>Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.</p><p></p><p>Me: "So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"</p><p></p><p>Officer: "A prostitute of course."</p><p></p><p>Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"</p><p></p><p>Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Travlr, post: 1761798, member: 42463"] I'm going to lose my drivers license... and all just because of a stupid police officer... The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!" Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything." Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?" Me: "A car." Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?" Me: "I have no idea!" Officer: "So, you're drunk." Me: "But I didn't drink anything." Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it? Me: "A motorcycle." Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?" Me: "I have no idea!" Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!" Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question. Me: "So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?" Officer: "A prostitute of course." Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?" Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend... [/QUOTE]
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