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<blockquote data-quote="sstterry" data-source="post: 1761156" data-attributes="member: 28912"><p>A group of four friends, a doctor, a lawyer, a pastor and a veterinarian had an agreement that when they died that the remaining ones would slip $1000 into his casket to be buried with the first one to go.</p><p> The veterinarian died first and after the funeral the remaining three when out for a beer in their deceased friends honor. While reminiscing about their friend, the pastor said, I have a confession to make. I did not put $1000 into the casket because I thought of all the good it could do to help the poor and needy. The doctor spoke up and said, I did not put the $1000 in either because I thought of all of the sick people it could help.</p><p> The lawyer was indignant. He said this was an agreement we had for years, and I can't believe you would violate our oath with our friend. The other two sheepishly asked, so you put $1000 in? The lawyer said your damn right I did. I put my personal check for $1000 in just as they closed him up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sstterry, post: 1761156, member: 28912"] A group of four friends, a doctor, a lawyer, a pastor and a veterinarian had an agreement that when they died that the remaining ones would slip $1000 into his casket to be buried with the first one to go. The veterinarian died first and after the funeral the remaining three when out for a beer in their deceased friends honor. While reminiscing about their friend, the pastor said, I have a confession to make. I did not put $1000 into the casket because I thought of all the good it could do to help the poor and needy. The doctor spoke up and said, I did not put the $1000 in either because I thought of all of the sick people it could help. The lawyer was indignant. He said this was an agreement we had for years, and I can't believe you would violate our oath with our friend. The other two sheepishly asked, so you put $1000 in? The lawyer said your damn right I did. I put my personal check for $1000 in just as they closed him up. [/QUOTE]
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