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<blockquote data-quote="Ouachita" data-source="post: 1758476" data-attributes="member: 16802"><p>We have family coming in this weekend. My "honey-do's" include 'get beer/kill wasp'. I did not envision those two tasks could become so intertwined.</p><p>After that wasp (we'll call him Henry) got back to the well house, he told his family about the easy nourishment he had found. </p><p>Apparently drunk azz Henry was convincing enough. I moved the nasty sweet drink to the other end of the picnic table. Henry's family flocked in (what is a sounder of wasps called?)</p><p></p><p>Well, I didn't kill them last evening. I was too much entertained watching their drunk arses. But this evening I'm setting out a paper plate with some pop-cycle stick diving boards for them.</p><p></p><p>Wasp never bother me. This is for the children. Don't think of me as a killer. I'm really a lover of life, sometimes forced to do things I'm not proud of. I figure that the poor waspies should be happy when they break on through to the other side. I am fully prepared.[ATTACH=full]19607[/ATTACH]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Ouachita, post: 1758476, member: 16802"] We have family coming in this weekend. My “honey-do’s” include ‘get beer/kill wasp’. I did not envision those two tasks could become so intertwined. After that wasp (we’ll call him Henry) got back to the well house, he told his family about the easy nourishment he had found. Apparently drunk azz Henry was convincing enough. I moved the nasty sweet drink to the other end of the picnic table. Henry’s family flocked in (what is a sounder of wasps called?) Well, I didn’t kill them last evening. I was too much entertained watching their drunk arses. But this evening I’m setting out a paper plate with some pop-cycle stick diving boards for them. Wasp never bother me. This is for the children. Don’t think of me as a killer. I’m really a lover of life, sometimes forced to do things I’m not proud of. I figure that the poor waspies should be happy when they break on through to the other side. I am fully prepared.[ATTACH type="full"]19607[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]
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