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<blockquote data-quote="Bob-s" data-source="post: 1755465" data-attributes="member: 38134"><p>Two senior fellas meet in the park many years ago and talked and fed the pigeons for almost 20 years. One day one of the fellas shows up and his buddy doesn't show. At first he thought, well, maybe he has a cold. After a week or so he begins to get worried but realizes he doesn't actually know his friend's last name or how to get in contact with him. This goes on for a month, then two months, and he fears the worst. That his friend has passed away. But after three months here comes his friend walking up to the park bench like nothing has happened. He says, my god, I thought you were dead. Where have you been? Well, he says, do you remember that little café we would go to once in awhile for coffee and a donut. I was in there by myself and that cute waitress waited on me. After I was finished and left I realized I forgot to leave a tip. She got so mad she called the police and told them I raped her. So here come the police into the senior citizen's home with a warrant. They stated out loud that I was wanted for rape. Hey, at my age, that brightened my day. When I went before the judge and I was asked to declare if I was guilty or not, I said guilty. He took one look at me and gave me 90 days for perjury.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bob-s, post: 1755465, member: 38134"] Two senior fellas meet in the park many years ago and talked and fed the pigeons for almost 20 years. One day one of the fellas shows up and his buddy doesn't show. At first he thought, well, maybe he has a cold. After a week or so he begins to get worried but realizes he doesn't actually know his friend's last name or how to get in contact with him. This goes on for a month, then two months, and he fears the worst. That his friend has passed away. But after three months here comes his friend walking up to the park bench like nothing has happened. He says, my god, I thought you were dead. Where have you been? Well, he says, do you remember that little café we would go to once in awhile for coffee and a donut. I was in there by myself and that cute waitress waited on me. After I was finished and left I realized I forgot to leave a tip. She got so mad she called the police and told them I raped her. So here come the police into the senior citizen's home with a warrant. They stated out loud that I was wanted for rape. Hey, at my age, that brightened my day. When I went before the judge and I was asked to declare if I was guilty or not, I said guilty. He took one look at me and gave me 90 days for perjury. [/QUOTE]
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