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<blockquote data-quote="Bob-s" data-source="post: 1755405" data-attributes="member: 38134"><p>A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said,</p><p></p><p>"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."</p><p></p><p>With even greater emphasis he said,</p><p></p><p>"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."</p><p></p><p>And then finally, he said,</p><p></p><p>"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."</p><p></p><p>He sat down.</p><p></p><p>The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,</p><p></p><p>"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bob-s, post: 1755405, member: 38134"] A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River." [/QUOTE]
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