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<blockquote data-quote="Bob-s" data-source="post: 1746908" data-attributes="member: 38134"><p>There was a bad accident on the highway involving three men. The cars were completely totaled, and the EMTs did everything they could to save the men, but they all died on their way to the hospital. They all get up to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates.</p><p></p><p>St. Peter said "OK everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck". The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on the tabletops, everywhere.</p><p></p><p>The first guy walks in and accidently steps on a duck. St Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity".</p><p></p><p>The other two see this and do their best to avoid the ducks.</p><p></p><p>The second guy goes months and months without stepping on a duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed, he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity".</p><p></p><p>The third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.</p><p></p><p>St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity". The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!"</p><p></p><p>And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bob-s, post: 1746908, member: 38134"] There was a bad accident on the highway involving three men. The cars were completely totaled, and the EMTs did everything they could to save the men, but they all died on their way to the hospital. They all get up to Heaven and meet St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter said "OK everyone can come in, but whatever you do don't step on a duck". The gates open and there are ducks everywhere, all over the floor, on the tabletops, everywhere. The first guy walks in and accidently steps on a duck. St Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the ugliest woman in all the world and says, "Now you must stay handcuffed for all eternity". The other two see this and do their best to avoid the ducks. The second guy goes months and months without stepping on a duck. Then one morning he wakes up and as he is getting out of bed, he steps on two ducks. St. Peter comes over and handcuffs him to the most atrocious looking and smelling woman and says, "now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity". The third guy goes years and years and doesn't step on any ducks in all that time. Then one day St. Peter comes along and handcuffs him to the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. St. Peter says, "Now you must stay handcuffed to each other for all eternity". The guy happily says, "Oh my God, what have I done to deserve this?!" And the woman says, "I don't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck". [/QUOTE]
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