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<blockquote data-quote="greybeard" data-source="post: 1710021" data-attributes="member: 18945"><p>From The Babylon Bee(a political satire 'news site) :</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]9689[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><em>"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Things got heated at a Congressional hearing on tech and politics when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put Apple's virtual assistant Siri on the hot seat, pounding Siri with questions about its influence on elections.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"Ocasio-Cortez is not a lawyer," said political writer Justin Wagner, "but I was really impressed with the forcefulness of her questions. You could see the impact in how Siri was often reduced to sputtering and incoherence."</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>When Ocasio-Cortez asked a series of questions regarding whether Siri would correct political lies told to it, Siri responded with evasive answers, such as, "I'm sorry; I didn't catch that," "I don't know how to respond to that," and "Would you like me to play 'Shake It Off' by Taylor Swift?"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>In an exchange that has now gone viral, Ocasio-Cortez pressed Siri with the question, "So you won't correct any lies? So even if someone asked you, 'Hey, Siri, why is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez such a dummy?' you wouldn't correct that and say, 'That's a lie. Alexandria is very smart and good'?"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>After a few moments of silence, Siri responded, "Would you like me to search the web for 'Why is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez such a dummy?'"</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO, SIRI!" Ocasio-Cortez screamed, and then lunged forward and knocked the iPhone off the table in a moment of rage. The iPhone has suffered a cracked screen and may sue for damages."</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>F</em>rom same source as above:</p><p></p><p>[ATTACH=full]9688[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><em> "WORLD—The arms race is heating up between the U.S. and China. Just last week, China revealed its brand new "space nukes", which are capable of easily nuking any country on the planet. The United States responded swiftly to the provocation by unveiling the world's first trans admiral.</em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>"China, you've been warned," said Biden to a Chinese food delivery person he mistook for President Xi. "Our transgender admiral is fully armed and operational. If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, make no mistake." </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Military experts say that while a space nuke is somewhat impressive, it pales in comparison to the awesome power of diversity. "With Rachel Levine serving as admiral, nations around the world will bow before the terrifying might of our transgender empowerment," said General Milley. "We must pursue peace through strength. Strength of inclusivity." </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>Biden insisted that there is no weapon yet conceived that can top Admiral Levine and that he will gladly accept China's preemptive surrender. </em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em>(Admiral Levine was not available for comment as she was getting her prostate examined. )"</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="greybeard, post: 1710021, member: 18945"] From The Babylon Bee(a political satire 'news site) : [ATTACH type="full" alt="aocsiri.jpg"]9689[/ATTACH] [I]"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Things got heated at a Congressional hearing on tech and politics when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez put Apple's virtual assistant Siri on the hot seat, pounding Siri with questions about its influence on elections. "Ocasio-Cortez is not a lawyer," said political writer Justin Wagner, "but I was really impressed with the forcefulness of her questions. You could see the impact in how Siri was often reduced to sputtering and incoherence." When Ocasio-Cortez asked a series of questions regarding whether Siri would correct political lies told to it, Siri responded with evasive answers, such as, "I'm sorry; I didn't catch that," "I don't know how to respond to that," and "Would you like me to play 'Shake It Off' by Taylor Swift?" In an exchange that has now gone viral, Ocasio-Cortez pressed Siri with the question, "So you won't correct any lies? So even if someone asked you, 'Hey, Siri, why is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez such a dummy?' you wouldn't correct that and say, 'That's a lie. Alexandria is very smart and good'?" After a few moments of silence, Siri responded, "Would you like me to search the web for 'Why is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez such a dummy?'" "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO, SIRI!" Ocasio-Cortez screamed, and then lunged forward and knocked the iPhone off the table in a moment of rage. The iPhone has suffered a cracked screen and may sue for damages." F[/I]rom same source as above: [ATTACH type="full" alt="transadmiral.jpg"]9688[/ATTACH] [I] "WORLD—The arms race is heating up between the U.S. and China. Just last week, China revealed its brand new "space nukes", which are capable of easily nuking any country on the planet. The United States responded swiftly to the provocation by unveiling the world's first trans admiral. "China, you've been warned," said Biden to a Chinese food delivery person he mistook for President Xi. "Our transgender admiral is fully armed and operational. If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, make no mistake." Military experts say that while a space nuke is somewhat impressive, it pales in comparison to the awesome power of diversity. "With Rachel Levine serving as admiral, nations around the world will bow before the terrifying might of our transgender empowerment," said General Milley. "We must pursue peace through strength. Strength of inclusivity." Biden insisted that there is no weapon yet conceived that can top Admiral Levine and that he will gladly accept China's preemptive surrender. (Admiral Levine was not available for comment as she was getting her prostate examined. )"[/I] [/QUOTE]
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