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<blockquote data-quote="D2Cat" data-source="post: 1677455" data-attributes="member: 19322"><p>HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET :</p><p> </p><p>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. </p><p> </p><p>2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. </p><p> </p><p>3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. </p><p> </p><p>4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. </p><p> </p><p>P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' </p><p> </p><p>INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! </p><p> </p><p>Redneck Security Company</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="D2Cat, post: 1677455, member: 19322"] HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM WHEN ON A BUDGET : 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. P S - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.' INSTALLATION COMPLETE!!!! Redneck Security Company [/QUOTE]
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