farmer rich
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A woman took a very limp pet duck to the vet,after he had examined the duck the vet said "i'm sorry but Cuddles is dead".
The woman was distraugt but insisted that a second opinion should be got,the vet agreed and left the examination room returning after a few minutes with a big black Labrador dog.
The dog sniffed the duck all over and looked at the woman and the vet with big sad eyes and shook its head "oh dear" said the vet "Cuddles is dead".
Still the woman protested that she wanted a second opinion so yet again the vet left the room.This time he returned with a cat,the cat also sniffed and studied the duck only to walk slowly away.
"I'm sorry "said the vet "the duck is dead" and he presnted the woman with a bill for £250.
"Wait a minute " said the woman "this bills a bit steep". "Well"said the vet"if you had believed me initialy the bill would have been £20 but the lab report and cat scan....
The woman was distraugt but insisted that a second opinion should be got,the vet agreed and left the examination room returning after a few minutes with a big black Labrador dog.
The dog sniffed the duck all over and looked at the woman and the vet with big sad eyes and shook its head "oh dear" said the vet "Cuddles is dead".
Still the woman protested that she wanted a second opinion so yet again the vet left the room.This time he returned with a cat,the cat also sniffed and studied the duck only to walk slowly away.
"I'm sorry "said the vet "the duck is dead" and he presnted the woman with a bill for £250.
"Wait a minute " said the woman "this bills a bit steep". "Well"said the vet"if you had believed me initialy the bill would have been £20 but the lab report and cat scan....
