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<blockquote data-quote="QuickDraw" data-source="post: 221827" data-attributes="member: 4025"><p>Yo mama is so fat....</p><p></p><p>McDonalds has a restraining order against her.</p><p></p><p>People beg her to move instead of saying "scuse me"</p><p></p><p>The tatoo on her arm is too big to read.</p><p></p><p>Even my mom makes fun of her.</p><p></p><p>Jesus couldnt have made her walk on water.</p><p></p><p>She rides a dumptruck to work instead of the bus.</p><p></p><p>She was cast as Mimi's stunt double on the Drew Carey Show.</p><p></p><p>People literally "fall" for her. They are trying to get out the way.</p><p></p><p>She doesnt fit on any of the rides at Disney Land.</p><p></p><p>She gives directions by the names of restaurants only.</p><p></p><p>Smiles...Alex</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="QuickDraw, post: 221827, member: 4025"] Yo mama is so fat.... McDonalds has a restraining order against her. People beg her to move instead of saying "scuse me" The tatoo on her arm is too big to read. Even my mom makes fun of her. Jesus couldnt have made her walk on water. She rides a dumptruck to work instead of the bus. She was cast as Mimi's stunt double on the Drew Carey Show. People literally "fall" for her. They are trying to get out the way. She doesnt fit on any of the rides at Disney Land. She gives directions by the names of restaurants only. Smiles...Alex [/QUOTE]
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