Crowder's First Job

[MikeC]

When Crowder was a young boy just out of high school (28 years old) he hires on as a ranch hand in Texas to an old widower.

She found him to be not so bright but nonetheless a hard worker and decided to give him Saturday night off.

When he comes in the bunkhouse at 2:00 A.M. on Sunday morning after a night on the town the "Boss" was waiting up for him.

She said, "Crowder, take off my blouse". He dutifully obliged her.
She then said, "Crowder, take off my bra". He did as he was told.
Next was. "Crowder, drop my skirt and panties". Yes ma'am was his reply.




She then told him:
THE NEXT TIME YOU WEAR MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING ME, YOU WILL BE FIRED!"

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[la4angus]

She then told him:
THE NEXT TIME YOU WEAR MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING ME, YOU WILL BE FIRED!"

She was a tough old guinea eh Crowder.

 

[Crowderfarms]

MikeC, You have hit an all time low.
The facts of the matter, are this widow was 25 years old, and a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Her fetish was for me to wear her clothes for 5 minutes while she got all hot and bothered. She said she would give me her 5000 acre spread if I did it.You mispelled the word "Fired", it was "Hired"
One other point, you mistakenly put my age as 28, you must have typed a 2 instead of a one.

 

[Crowderfarms]

She then told him:
THE NEXT TIME YOU WEAR MY CLOTHES WITHOUT ASKING ME, YOU WILL BE FIRED!"

She was a tough old guinea eh Crowder.

Not really.Dont make me post a pic of her.I swore we'd keep it a secret.

 

[MikeC]

MikeC, You have hit an all time low.
The facts of the matter, are this widow was 25 years old, and a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. Her fetish was for me to wear her clothes for 5 minutes while she got all hot and bothered. She said she would give me her 5000 acre spread if I did it.You mispelled the word "Fired", it was "Hired"
One other point, you mistakenly put my age as 28, you must have typed a 2 instead of a one.

No use to try and weasel out of this Crowder. This is my Grandmother we're talking about! And I KNOW without a doubt she wasn't no Cheerleader!

She was also a technical consultant for the movie "Brokeback Mountain". She drew from her experiences while you worked for her for the inspirations. 8)

 

[Crowderfarms]

I understand she got you the job of a body double in the movie.Something about the director calling you the best "Wide Receiver" he'd ever seen. Said you are trying out to be a running back for the sequel.

 

[MikeC]

I understand she got you the job of a body double in the movie.Something about the director calling you the best "Wide Receiver" he'd ever seen. Said you are trying out to be a running back for the sequel.

Matter of fact I didn't know the movie was being made until I saw an advertisment with your name on it.

Hope you get an Academy Award! Bet you'd like another "Oscar" like the one you got for squealing in "Deliverance"! Good Luck! ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

I understand she got you the job of a body double in the movie.Something about the director calling you the best "Wide Receiver" he'd ever seen. Said you are trying out to be a running back for the sequel.

Matter of fact I didn't know the movie was being made until I saw an advertisment with your name on it.

Hope you get an Academy Award! Bet you'd like another "Oscar" like the one you got for squealing in "Deliverance"! Good Luck! ;-)

Yes Mike I was in Deliverance from Eve. Yes she made me squeal.I think it's only available on DVD.

 

[cowspider]

Boys, you ned to kiss and make out-- i meant make up.

 

[MikeC]

Boys, you ned to kiss and make out-- i meant make up.

Every time I get near Crowder he tries that kissing crap on me!!!

I know he has several personalities, but I don't play that game.

I'll just stay away from him from now on.......... :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Boys, you ned to kiss and make out-- i meant make up.

Every time I get near Crowder he tries that kissing crap on me!!!

I know he has several personalities, but I don't play that game.

I'll just stay away from him from now on.......... :shock:

Mike, You dont have to try and blame your 'Tendencies" on me.I wish you'd stop using that blow up Sheep as your fantasy, and naming it after me. You need help. :shock:

 

[Beefy]

lol, Crowder the sheep...