Crowder Shindig

[Bullbuyer]

I haven't seen any recent updates concerning the Crowder & Co. Annual Shindig and Flea Dippin'. Is he locked up again and unable to schedule the events? Where's his No. 1 sidekick - Warpaint? Have flaboy and Mike finally snapped and invaded Tennessee? Did Alice finally come clean about the mysteries surrounding Crowder's birth and scare him into the mountains?


Stayed tuned folks as we work to answer these and many other questions!!

 

[warpaint]

I'll try to answer these in simple terms, so's you can unnerstand BB.

1. No, he aint locked up.

2. I am here.

3. It wouldn't be a far trip for Flaboy or Mike to snap an go over the edge.

4. Aunt Alice jest been pullin your leg bout the particulars of Crowder's birth.


There just didn't seem to be any interest in having the shindig this year. Crowder and I spoke over the weekend, and we are both having folks over Memorial Weekend.

 

[backhoeboogie]

4. Aunt Alice jest been pullin your leg bout the particulars of Crowder's birth.

Are you saying he really wasn't a free martin? All them stories are not true?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Last year we had all sorts of interest... This year very little, and with James Brown just passin' away,and me failin' my Anna Nicole Paternity test, well unless somebody speaks up real quick, we're gonna cancel for this year!!

 

[Alice]

4. Aunt Alice jest been pullin your leg bout the particulars of Crowder's birth.

Are you saying he really wasn't a free martin? All them stories are not true?

Well, not exactly...but genetics have never been discussed at any length (for a reason 8) )...and since I failed genetics in college, I kinda made it all up as I went along...ya' know, tried to fill in the blanks...

Hmmmm, blanks...freemartin...you might be onto something, BHB.

Alice

 

[Alice]

Last year we had all sorts of interest... This year very little, and with James Brown just passin' away,and me failin' my Anna Nicole Paternity test, well unless somebody speaks up real quick, we're gonna cancel for this year!!

Yeah, and now that Jerry Falwell went to his great reward...

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

Another minor obsatcle is that I've been asked to supervise Paris Hilton for 45 Days, in leiu of her having to go to Jail.Me and her prolly will be busy diggin' post holes and stringin' wire Memorial Day.

Aunt Alice, you may deny all you want to, but we're still Kinfolks. :heart:

 

[Alice]

Another minor obsatcle is that I've been asked to supervise Paris Hilton for 45 Days, in leiu of her having to go to Jail.Me and her prolly will be busy diggin' post holes and stringin' wire Memorial Day.

Aunt Alice, you may deny all you want to, but we're still Kinfolks. :heart:

No, no, no, no, no, Crowder...I don't deny anything, at least not necessarily...altho there is still that issue of YOUR cousin that's not on MY side of the family....

But, hey...you still have my :heart:

Alice

 

[Bullbuyer]

On a serious note - I'd really like to get to Tennessee this year - I think Crowder owes me some tomaters and sweet corn but to be honest this gas price really curbs your urge to just jump in the truck and take off. They raised ours to 3.29/ gal. yesterday - diesel is still at 2.99.
I guess the only good thing about all this increase is now I have an excuse to not mow the grass.

P.S.Big thank you to Paint for his answers to my previous questions.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

On a serious note - I'd really like to get to Tennessee this year - I think Crowder owes me some tomaters and sweet corn but to be honest this gas price really curbs your urge to just jump in the truck and take off. They raised ours to 3.29/ gal. yesterday - diesel is still at 2.99.
I guess the only good thing about all this increase is now I have an excuse to not mow the grass.

P.S.Big thank you to Paint for his answers to my previous questions.

Gas is cheaper here

 

[Gate Opener]

Crowder if I lived closer I would like to come to one of your shindigs. Sounds like a lot of fun.

 

[Bullbuyer]

Finally, somebody from Tennessee that's making sense! Cowgirl rules! Now, if I can get her to send me some of that cheaper gas she's talking about! And some maters!

 

[flaboy?]

Well, I just got back from South Carolina. That was about as close to Tennessee as I cared to get. I was afraid some of that well, lets say stuff might rub off on me or I might catch some communicable diseases so I stayed away. :lol:

 

[MikeC]

Well, I just got back from South Carolina. That was about as close to Tennessee as I cared to get. I was afraid some of that well, lets say stuff might rub off on me or I might catch some communicable diseases so I stayed away. :lol:

Don't blame you a bit............

I caught a "Romantic" disease in Tennessee years ago. ;-)

Took several shots to get rid of it....................

 

[Beefy]

TMI.

 

[flaboy?]

TMI.

Beefy, you been watching too many TV commercials. :lol:

 

[Bullbuyer]

It's about time we heard from you flaboy! Thought maybe you'd gone missing like them boys from Tennessee. I got a new theory on them - it involves Roswell, New Mexico and tequila!!

 

[*Cowgirl*]

Finally, somebody from Tennessee that's making sense! Cowgirl rules! Now, if I can get her to send me some of that cheaper gas she's talking about! And some maters!

Regular gas was 2.95 today. But you can't have none of my maters. I need for BLTs yum.

 

[flaboy?]

It's about time we heard from you flaboy! Thought maybe you'd gone missing like them boys from Tennessee. I got a new theory on them - it involves Roswell, New Mexico and tequila!!

What ya think I was doing in SC? Some folks up there hired me to get rid of some undesirables. They said they thought they were from Tennessee and didn't want them around. I hunted them fellers day and night but they just vanished. I did detect a slight trace odor of alcohol at times though. Plays right into you theory there BB. :drink: