Crisco

[flaboy]

An old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,"Crisco,
Crisssssssco!"

Soon a store clerk approaches and says, "Lady, the Crisco is in aisle
D".

The old lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm
calling my husband."

The clerk is astonished. "Your husband's name is Crisco?"

The old lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're
out in public."

"I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?"

"Lard ass!"

 

[msscamp]

Hmmmmmm, I wonder if there is any connection between this and the divorce rate in this country?

 

[bigbull338]

well the ole gal was being nice. divorce whats that.that 1 would get you killed lolol.scott

 

[HatCreekFan]

well the ole gal was being nice. divorce whats that.that 1 would get you killed lolol

:lol: :lol: Good one bigbull!

 

[msscamp]

well the ole gal was being nice. divorce whats that.that 1 would get you killed lolol.scott

Good point! LOL