Coyote Control

3waycross

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Probably not true but sure funny.

Subject: COYOTE PROBLEM

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't skrewin our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!" .
You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter
 
The FedX driver told this at the restaurant yesterday. He thought that was how we should treat all the do-gooders.
 
I've been hearing that one for years, but end was different. It was
"They are eating the sheep, not loving them to death."
 

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