This is such a funny post, no offense intended. Your cows are more spoiled than mine, and that's pretty bad. Ours are grazing on brome and wheat grass, probably about 8 inches of snow on the ground but the grass is higher. So they don't get fed at all unless the temp falls below zero, and they are still fat. And.........they still think they are starving to death every time a truck or tractor starts. I am afraid that if I brought deer corn or anything else back from the convenience store, they would probably expect a soda to go with it. Your cows are spoiled rotten (as are mine), but its better than the alternative! You obviously care a lot for your animals. Good Luck!