Cowgirl and Critters new ride
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RebelCritter
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ummm, there is a problem. What is that white stuff? Must be when I went to Nowhere colorado to pick up cowgirl. 
Nice rig aint it?! Yup, its a definate cowboy magnet!
Nice rig aint it?! Yup, its a definate cowboy magnet!cowgirl580+
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hey!!! how'd you get a pic of our rig? it was supposed to be anonymous and undetectable.
*there is a prob with the rig and we are willing to sell for a price. the poor things a dodge and doesn't do so well all the time. that's why we had to park in the snow.
*there is a prob with the rig and we are willing to sell for a price. the poor things a dodge and doesn't do so well all the time. that's why we had to park in the snow.
cowgirl580+":4ax8juk8 said:
Ah ha, I knew there was a reason I liked you. I love the Dodge comment. Wondered who would notice.
I only found out about your ride because I was consulted about putting a yankee detector in it while it is in the shop for the hot tub. :lol:
cowgirl580+
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flaboy-":1alpcfwa said:
:shock: and there is one more good reason to sell right there! we don't want to be on the radar all the time. ;-)
RebelCritter
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Hows that Yankee detector work? That may be the right kind of radar we need. Gotta make sure there are no imitators tryin to hitch a ride.
I noticed it wasnt of the correct manufacterer too, but forgot to say that
If it aint got the blue oval it aint worth ownin!
I noticed it wasnt of the correct manufacterer too, but forgot to say that
If it aint got the blue oval it aint worth ownin!
cowgirl580+
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RebelCritter":3rq7nha7 said:
i don't know if we want a yankee detector or a southern detector or no detector. depends on whether it woudl be used for or against us. ;-)
RebelCritter
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Maybe youre right, we dont need a detector. We can just do the "Rebel Cowgirl" test when we get riders.
RebelCritter":3g1r46kt said:Hows that Yankee detector work? That may be the right kind of radar we need. Gotta make sure there are no imitators tryin to hitch a ride.
I noticed it wasnt of the correct manufacterer too, but forgot to say that
The yank detector emits a low growl or Rebel Yell, this makes the yanks scream or say something. The detector picks up on the accent and gives a red or green light. It has an optional feature that projects the Confederate Flag on a wall or even their shirt. If they jump or otherwise react in an adverse way, well you know......
Critter, you are a girl after my own heart with that comment about the blue oval. You and cowgirls dad's raised you well. :heart: :lol:
cowgirl580+
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RebelCritter":335oaihx said:
:nod: i like this idea the best.
i rather like critter's I.D. the best. wouldn't want any falsification to happen. lol.
yes, they did. my dad raised me so well that everytime i am around a chevy it breaks down. how's that for Karma? ;-) :lol:
RebelCritter
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My Daddy tought me that "Dodge" is a VERB, not a noun. 
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet
DODGE
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Cant Have Every Vehicle Race On Last Every Time
Can hear every valve rattle, oil leaks every time
CHEVY
Can Hear Every Valve, Rod, or Lifter Every Time
Can't Have Everything Vern, YaknowwhatImean?
Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
Crap Hasn't EVolved Yet
DODGE
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
El_Putzo
Well-known member
You forgot one brand:
FORD
Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
F'in Old Rebuilt Dodge
Flattened On Race Day
FORD
Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
F'in Old Rebuilt Dodge
Flattened On Race Day
RebelCritter
Well-known member
El_Putzo":3ge5u1xa said:You forgot one brand:
FORD
Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
F'in Old Rebuilt Dodge
Flattened On Race Day
HAYYYY! Watch it now!!!
You got it all wrong...
FORD
First on Race Day
For Off Road Driving
Faithful, Obedient, Reliable, Dependable
cowgirl580+
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flaboy-":am6zevs3 said:
who else is defending? oh wait! u mean me!?! well, hmm. BRB will think of something. ;-)
cowgirl580+
Well-known member
ok, back and found some:
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelarate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. Why do Chevy's come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords.
A guy parks his rather clean Chevy truck in the Mall parking lot and plops a 4 sale sign in the front window. $1200 or B.O. it says.
A few days go by and no offers so he drops to price to $800.
A few more days and still no offers, he drops the price again. Finally after 6 weeks, he gives up and swaps the 4 sale sign for one that reads "FREE" and slaps it on the windshield. The next morning he stops by to see if there were any offers. On the drivers window is a note. He opens the folded paper and reads
"Thanks for the free gas"
Why does Chevy brag about having the most trucks on the road???? Because they never made it home.
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too"!
C -Cheap
H -Heap
E -Every
V -Valve
R -Rattles
O -Oil
L -Leaks
E -Every
T -Time
Condition
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Relies
On
Leftover
Engine
Technology
Rusty Chevrolet [To the tune of "Jingle Bells"]
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tyres,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tyre
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelarate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. Why do Chevy's come with heated rear windows?
A. To keep your hands warm while pushing them.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?
A. Fill up the gas tank.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?
A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?
A. Park it between two Fords.
A guy parks his rather clean Chevy truck in the Mall parking lot and plops a 4 sale sign in the front window. $1200 or B.O. it says.
A few days go by and no offers so he drops to price to $800.
A few more days and still no offers, he drops the price again. Finally after 6 weeks, he gives up and swaps the 4 sale sign for one that reads "FREE" and slaps it on the windshield. The next morning he stops by to see if there were any offers. On the drivers window is a note. He opens the folded paper and reads
"Thanks for the free gas"
Why does Chevy brag about having the most trucks on the road???? Because they never made it home.
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too"!
C -Cheap
H -Heap
E -Every
V -Valve
R -Rattles
O -Oil
L -Leaks
E -Every
T -Time
Condition
Hopeless
Entire
Vehicle
Relies
On
Leftover
Engine
Technology
Rusty Chevrolet [To the tune of "Jingle Bells"]
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Dashing through the snow,
In my rusty Chevrolet,
Down the road I go,
Sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings,
I need some new snow tyres,
My car is held together with
A piece of chicken wire!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to da I.G.A,
To get some Christmas cheer,
I just passed up my left front tyre
And it's gettin' hard to steer!
Skidding down da highway,
Right passed da Naganey cops,
I had to drag my swampers
To get the car to stop!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
Bouncing through the snowdrifts,
In a big blue cloud of smoke,
People laugh as I drive by
I wonder what's da joke?
I got to get to Shopco,
To pick up the lay-a-way,
Cuz Santa Claus is comin' soon
In his big old rusty sleigh!
O, rust and smoke, the heater's broke,
the door just blew away!
I light a match to see the dash,
and then I start to pray!
The frame is bent, the muffler went,
the radio's OK!
Oh, what fun it is to drive
this rusty Chevrolet!
El_Putzo
Well-known member
I think you hurt my feeling. :lol: :lol:
Oh well, I guess it's a good thing I don't own a chevy. I did one time though, built a 383 stroker for it. Had $1000 in the truck and $7000 in the motor. Yeah I know, not too bright, but I was young and dumb and had just gotten a full time job. Money burning holes in my pockets. It was good fun though, pulled it in the local truck pulls and some mud runs, then sold it for $3500. Talk about return on investment!!! I'd still like to build a big block some day to put in a chevelle or camaro. There is one thing you can say about those old chevys though, it's cheaper to rebuild or build them up than any other brand!
cowgirl580+
Well-known member
El_Putzo":1pkptnf2 said:
I think you hurt my feeling. :lol: :lol:
Oh well, I guess it's a good thing I don't own a chevy. I did one time though, built a 383 stroker for it. Had $1000 in the truck and $7000 in the motor. Yeah I know, not too bright, but I was young and dumb and had just gotten a full time job. Money burning holes in my pockets. It was good fun though, pulled it in the local truck pulls and some mud runs, then sold it for $3500. Talk about return on investment!!! I'd still like to build a big block some day to put in a chevelle or camaro. There is one thing you can say about those old chevys though, it's cheaper to rebuild or build them up than any other brand!
oh, okay. i'm sorry i hurt your feelers. then again, i lied. no i'm not. i'm only sorry if you don't drive a chevy or dodge.
Angus Cattle Shower
Well-known member
Ford
F!@#$%g ornerey retarted dip$h*t
lol.
F!@#$%g ornerey retarted dip$h*t
lol.
